patterfuck:

I eat romantic shit up. If I were asked to just sit on a roof and look at the stars id probably internally combust

(via toodopetoexist)


symbolize:

hi:

my dog thinks he’s some kind of supermodel or something

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bruno omg come on

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your dog is more fierce than I will ever be

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)


theyellowbrickroad:

i get high self esteem when a cat that hates everybody else ends up liking me

(via nerdjpg)


(via blowjcb)


trust:

"all girls dress the same"

trust:

"all girls dress the same"

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)



bckybhnes:

"there’s no time for a black widow movie"

"there isn’t an audience for a female lead superhero movie"

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(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)


baeddelbabe:

fucknodoms:

I HAVE A HUGE COCK AND I PLAY HOCKEY LMAO FOREVER

men are fucking incredible

baeddelbabe:

fucknodoms:

I HAVE A HUGE COCK AND I PLAY HOCKEY LMAO FOREVER

men are fucking incredible

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)


(via nerdjpg)


lameorgy:

when my friends ask me for money 

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(via nerdjpg)


acerebral:

ebilflindas:

In 2006 AOL search logs got leaked and it was the funniest day in the history of the internet

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(via blowjcb)


(via majorvirgin)


urtotallynotpunkrock:

things i like:

  • reading
  • learning

things i do not like:

  • reading for a grade
  • learning for a grade

so basically school ruins my motivation for things

(via majorvirgin)


eternityinalake:

welcome to the 12th inning of a college baseball game

(via majorvirgin)


supamuthafuckinvillain:

Lmfao the caption made it better

supamuthafuckinvillain:

Lmfao the caption made it better

(via majorvirgin)