rnudkipz:

when someone doesnt answer your ask

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goodmorningpunpun:

why does no one talk about the movie Sky High

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prettyoutcast:

Are you ever in class and you hear a random muffled scream from a nearby class and you’re like the fucks going on

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Carrot
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heliolisk:

heliolisk:

yea im great with pets!
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werey0uh0nestwithy0urself:

aminaabramovic:

I don’t get these posts that go like “part of me wants to be a hot girl at the bar and the other part of me wants to read and sip tea in a bookstore”

like you can wear red lipstick and a leather jacket and sip tea and dance in the rain and go to the gym and curl up in bed and get turnt the fuck up and go to church

you can literally have it all sis

the world is yours

This is the most inspiring thing I have ever read

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dontbedead:

when i find myself in times of trouble
ellen degeneres comes to me

dontbedead:

when i find myself in times of trouble

ellen degeneres comes to me

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bilboh:

one time in sixth grade this kid shouted “urethra” instead of “eureka”

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chrssy:

riding your man like

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white people: im not racist i have a black iPhone